Must start with this line:
The Sultan was mad at his harem
2007-12-04 13:36:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
The Sultan was mad at his harem
Quite bold they were just to dare him
For when they asked in jest
Which one he liked best
He said none for their faces all scared him!
2007-12-04 14:07:02 · update #1
Um, and yes, Faith, that would be the idea...*ding!*
2007-12-04 14:07:44 · update #2
Very good futurela...this was a toughy! LOL
2007-12-04 14:32:47 · update #3
The Sultan was mad at his harem
For they couldn't mend clothes when he'd tear 'em
His wrath came to a halt
'Cause it wasn't their fault
Their mothers just didn't prepare 'em
2007-12-04 14:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Sultan was mad at his harem
When he took off his clothes they'd wear 'em
It was just a tease
They put his mind at ease
He wanted to see more and they bared 'em
ugh...LOL
I wrote a kiddie limerik a few years ago for a Halloween party...
Why does the pumpkin wear a grin?
Can it be the mood he's in?
It must be so
Because he lets it show
When Halloween is here again
I'm afraid my attempt above was not as good...but it was fun trying!
2007-12-04 14:48:22 · answer #2 · answered by Washington_denizen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Sultan was mad at his harem
'Cause they didn't want to share him
They took turns every night
O'er the Sultan they'd fight
Then sobbing, beg Sultan to spare 'em.
2007-12-04 16:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Sultan was mad at his harem
"their harps are too loud, must they blare'm?"
he now peacefully retires
after starting some fires...
he burned all but two and they share'm
2007-12-04 16:21:14 · answer #4 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The sultan was mad at his harem,
Because they would not let him pair 'em,
When he said, "it's more fun
Than to go one on one,"
They told him that they couldn't bear 'im.
2007-12-04 21:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Sulten was mad at his harem
His anger was so intense that it scared them
He said with a snarl and a bark
My camel has to pee, you must take him to the park!
The harem was shocked and in awe
For the camel had the biggest hump they had ever saw
One by one they took a turn at pulling the camel by it's collar
Fatima was the shotest girl and often wished she were taller
Especially on this day as the camel came up short and gave Fatima a shower.
2007-12-05 01:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by Yoda 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The Sulten was mad at his harem
They wouldn't do what he dare'd em
He'd ask for a kiss
And they'd all get pissed
And that would usually scare 'im
2007-12-04 20:38:51 · answer #7 · answered by xXEdgeXx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So he snuck in and tried to scare em
They laughed in his face
Then sprayed him with mace
So he took out his knife to pear em.
2007-12-05 04:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I wrote one for you it wouldn't be yours it would be mine.
2007-12-04 13:44:31 · answer #9 · answered by Faith 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋