2007-12-04 13:16:08 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Someone tries to throw a saddle over you and ride off into the sunset ON you LOL!
2007-12-04 13:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by charks love 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You jump on a float in a pool and it pops...
You sit on one end of a sofa and the other end rises up into the air...
"One size fits all" is proven NOT TRUE BY YOU...
You waddle instead of walk...
You have emergency candy in your pockets or purse...
Kids turn away from you as they walk by if they are holding a lollipop...
You have triple chins not double chins...
Slimfast is a snack...
A Manwich isn't a meal, it's a warmup...
You mark out the serving sizes on snack packages with a marker and make the serving size ONE PACKAGE!...
You get on a scale and it turns over like an odometer on an old car...
You get on a scale and it breaks...
You have Koolaid in an IV cuz it is too far and too many trips to the kitchen...
You clap and the fridge opens...
You have made a path in the carpet to the fridge...
You have an intervention... for your eating....
You talk an anorexic into going with you to a buffet...
You take doughnuts to an Overeaters Anonymous meeting...
You are stranded on an island and it begins to sink...
they ask you to get off a plane because you are weighing it down...
2007-12-04 13:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I weigh 5 pounds heavier than I did right before I gave birth to my son(hes 18 now)...I need to lose about 15-20 :|
2007-12-04 13:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know it is time to lose weight when you go to sit in your truck and the tires go flat when you close the door. =O
2007-12-04 13:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You see that CSI episode where the fat broad passes out on top of her lover and suffocates him so you decide to only have sex while sober in the future.
2007-12-04 13:23:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your feet disappear under a huge ugly giggly substance!
2007-12-04 13:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by Coke Nicola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Someone Asks When The Baby Is Due (& your not pregnant)
2007-12-04 13:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you discover that 15 cats are living in your house.
2007-12-04 14:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by Map of The Problematique 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right now
i need to keep on going :)
lost about 12 pounds over the summer
it's so hard to exercise when u have so much studying!!!
n i get lazier during school days -__-;;
2007-12-04 13:21:08 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ mimi ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Elevator overload alarm sounds and you're alone.
2007-12-04 13:22:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋