Because Santa is really your 'Uncle' George.
The year before it was your 'Uncle' Dave.
Then I think it was your 'Uncle' Rufus.
There may have been a Patrick there too.......no, he was the delivery man.......
Such a lucky mummy, ;-)
2007-12-04 13:10:29
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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bc that is the only holiday that has songs. picture this: I saw mommy kissing the Easter Bunny. while he hid his candy out last night (to the tune of i saw mommy kissing santa claus). no... that would never hit the radio. haha
2007-12-04 13:06:24
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answer #2
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answered by sweeeetie ;) 6
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Because in the song, it's just Daddy dressed up like Santa Clause. Didn't anybody ever tell you the truth about Santa not existing? Geesh.
2007-12-04 13:04:54
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answered by Party Girl 4
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Because Santa is a freak old man that watches everything she does and sneaks into her house at night lol. Well thats what my friend Liz says anyway
2007-12-04 13:05:03
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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cupid makes love not receives it
leprechauns are short
witches would make the mom a lesbian which is still on its way to acceptance by society
groundhogs are too scared
a turkey has feathers and no one enjoys feathers in their teeth
santa is a man and thats just whats "normal"
2007-12-04 13:07:01
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answered by hotdog. 3
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mabe your dad was the easter bunny cupid leprechauns wiches groundhog the turkey was all him!
2007-12-04 13:09:31
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answered by Shayla P 2
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zomgggg you're saying she'd be a whore if she cheated on all of them jesus.. santa is definately the only one that she be under the missle toe haha
2007-12-04 13:04:55
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answered by Katie 4
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My mom has better taste than to kiss woodland creatures...but maybe leprechauns..I will ask her the next time I see her...lol....
2007-12-04 13:06:07
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answered by Anonymous
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my mom kisses MRS. Clause.
hahahaha
2007-12-04 13:04:49
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answered by Kelly 6
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If you saw any of these I suggest a good psychiatrist.
2007-12-04 13:09:00
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answered by Anonymous
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