2007-12-04 12:44:49 · 35 answers · asked by Lasagna delivery guy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
make a snow angel in the nude
2007-12-04 12:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things to NEVER say to a cop.....
* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
* Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
* Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
* Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
* I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
* You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
* I pay your salary!
* Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
* Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
* I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
* When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
2007-12-04 12:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by no 1 u need to know 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell George Bush to listen to Loose Lips by Kimya Dawson.
2007-12-04 12:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by Corina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are so many where do we start???NEVER Have children out of wedlock, it makes for many (bastages) Smoke during pregnancy. "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
— Napoleon Bonaparte
"Never go out to meet trouble. If you just sit still, nine times out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you."
— Calvin Coolidge
"Never insult seven men when all you're packing is a six-shooter."
— Zane Grey
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
— Phyllis Diller
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
Red Buttons
2007-12-04 13:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by Cliff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, the list could go on. But I'll name a few.
Listen to Hannah Montana.
Talk about Britney Spears.
Pick your nose.
Eat spinach.
Spike your hair to the point it looks hard and greasy. >.<
That's my list for now.
2007-12-04 12:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by summer skin. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vote for Hillary C.
2007-12-04 12:51:47 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never lick a frozen water faucet!
2007-12-04 12:50:54 · answer #7 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get married
2007-12-04 13:15:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Getting engaged on the first date.
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2007-12-04 12:55:11 · answer #9 · answered by נessιcα. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer a cop a hit off of your blunt.
2007-12-04 12:49:00 · answer #10 · answered by DeCaying_Roses 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Be nasty to the pizza delivery boy or you could get something in your pizza that you didn't order!
2007-12-04 12:51:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋