Deep thoughts...by J. Handey.Think about it, if Freddie Mercury hadn't had a penis, he'd still be alive because he wouldn't have acquired HIV.Why do the most loved entertainers die so tragically? Like L Bobbitt, I wonder why Mary Austen didn't cut off Freddies penis when she found he was having an affair? If I was Mary, I would have.Hell, it wouldn't have done ME any good to see that thing hanging there in full glory taunting me.And Freddie himself, would have probably been more comfortable cavorting about onstage with 8 inches more of wiggle room in his leotards and tight trousers.The only practical purpose of Freddies's penis was to make babies, otherwise it is useless! it doesn't have any purpose! Did Fred ever produce babies? NO..My question is, would itve killed Freddie if someone just cut it off? Cuz without it, maybe he wouldn't even have died? And.. though this mayn't be most intelligent Q on YA, I'm still smarter than you...I WILL pick best answer for most interesting post.
2007-12-04 12:35:39 · 4 answers · asked by KreemedKorn 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Rock and Pop
You again ?? you need help
2007-12-04 12:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by Thekunt DAS ORIGINAL 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy, how dumb you are! Pretty much everybody who answered this questions is smarter than you are! LOL!!
First off, If someone cut off Freddies penis he wouldn't be able to pee. That alone would kill someone quicker than AIDS. Mary loved Freddie, and she wouldn't be that cruel.
Freddies penis is part of what makes him attractive.
And I'm pretty sure he liked women just fine. If you are a girl imagine this: You are lying in bed in a dreamlike state and suddenly you hear a swoosh that sound like wings coming in through your open window. You look up and it's a young angel Freddie, with beautiful white wings....he swoops down on you, covering you with his wings and makes love to you. Now tell me you would want to cut his penis off!
DUMBASS.
2007-12-08 07:24:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awkward......i have no idea how to respond to that......
2007-12-04 16:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes HE HAD WONDERFUL SEX THATS WHAT YOU GET YOU SCUM BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-04 12:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by Bob 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋