He's fat, im skinny
He lives in ice, i dont
he's always jolly, im not
he gives out presents, i dont
He likes milk, i dont
He has a wife, i dont
He had reindeer, i dont
Im pretty jealous of the reindeer part.
2007-12-04 11:49:52
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Beside not having a beard, and red suit, Santa doesn`t have a budget to consider.
2007-12-04 19:48:44
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answer #2
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answered by jms043 7
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I'm taller, but he's jollier -- & no wonder.....at least he gets to come once a year! Actually, the only thing we have in common is that we both have a beard.
2007-12-04 20:48:38
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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He's a fat guy in a red suit and I'm not.
2007-12-04 19:47:21
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answer #4
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answered by Tbone 5
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hes waaaay bigger, stays up all night giving out gifts... and lots of other stuff
2007-12-04 19:52:27
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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bout 100lbs
2007-12-04 19:46:21
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answer #6
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answered by Bertie 4
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He has white(gray) hair and I dont.
2007-12-04 19:47:28
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answered by Anonymous
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he gives out gifts, I don't
I can still say "Ho Ho Ho"
2007-12-04 19:45:56
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answered by Don't Panic! 6
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