Father O'Malley is so upset about a rumor He's hearin in the congregation. So on the next Sunday He announces" Faithful, I've heard despellin rumours that the flock believes in ghosts. By a show of hands who at church today believes they've ever set eyes on a ghost? "To his dismay a lot show their hands."Oh no people.I've told you there's no such thing as a ghost and being God fearin Christians you can't believe in them.His next question asked if anyone has ever touched a ghost before. Three of the flock raised aye. No! no! There's no such thing I tell you! I hate as a Man of the cloth to ask this final question but I must.Is there any one in church today who will testify that they have ever had SEX with a ghost?" Way in the back 1 hand went up. "Mr.O'conner!!! How can you stand before God and say you've had sex with a ghost? Said O'conner"Oops Father, thought you said Goat!"
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2007-12-04 11:08:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Mother Superior in the convent was chatting with her young charges & asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up. A 12-yr-old raised her hand & said that she wanted to be a prostitute.
The Mother Superior fainted dead away. When they revived her she raised her head from the ground & said, "What did you say?"
The young girl said, "I want to be a prostitute."
"A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said. "Oh praise sweet Jesus! I thought you said Protestant!"
2007-12-04 11:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Christ there's some dumb people on here. As soon as I read the line about being mad the neighbor because he didn't drive an American car and he held him down forcing him to eat eggs that the bar was doing to throw out it was obvious this was a joke.
2016-05-28 05:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by krystle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i swear and i am going back to check it out but fisherman posted this yesterday only his was a college prof and the poor blunt of the joke was a red neck!! i think you folks just think i stay drunk and can run anything by me!!!
edit: i knew i was right -- some one email gladys and tell her to come on up answer == her answe today might earn another 10 ponts!!!
2007-12-04 11:18:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Feeling a bit corny was he, now have I got the wrong word or what?
2007-12-04 12:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL....sorry Suzie... but mister ed's response made me laugh more than the joke.....LOL
mister ed...you really crack me up....bless you..
2007-12-04 11:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mister ed is right because I printed it off. sorry
2007-12-04 11:45:39 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2007-12-04 11:34:54 · answer #7 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋