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>axilla (birds armpit)
>Munchhausen (disease)
>ayatollah
>Kleptomania
>Peninsula
>Trepidation (fear)
>Caribou (raindeer)

2007-12-04 09:23:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

i've learnt all the words, im just really rubbish at paragraphs! im studying the words right now and i know how to spell them all and what the mean!

2007-12-04 09:27:54 · update #1

16 answers

At the end of my blind date I leaned over to kiss Amy good night but she smelled like munchhausened axilla. I yelled at her and told her to take a shower. Amy started to cry and said I was acting like the ayatollah and she felt trepidation for her life. That ticked me off so I smacked her in the head with my can of caribou coffee. I hit her a little too hard and she stopped breathing. I was scared and did not know what to do so I took her to the end of the peninsula and dumped her body in the ocean. All that ruckus made me hungry so I stopped in the convenient store on the way home. I did not have any money on me because I spent it all on dinner, but that was no problem as I have kleptomania. I ended up stealing some chips and dip.

2007-12-04 09:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by frogskin13 4 · 1 0

The poor axilla was hurting him very badly.... he tried to find a Doctor on the peninsula on which he lived. On the trip to the doctor, his greatest trepidation came to life.... standing there in front of his eyes was a big caribou. He finally reached the doctor and the doctor told him that he had a horrible munchhausen called Kleptomia. The bird felt faint so he started to stare at the wall and on the wall he saw an ayatollah.


lol that is the best i could do.... hope i helped! :)

2007-12-04 09:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The ayatollah suffered several diseases: kleptomania, which made him steal caribou and hide them in his axilla while making his escape (his trepidation never left him until he was back at home on the peninsula with the purloined caribou); Munchhausen disease drove him to harm the caribou, though, as an ayatollah, he knew it was wrong - and a common cold.

2007-12-04 09:30:56 · answer #3 · answered by Stuart 7 · 0 0

The Ayatollah suffered from kleptomania. Living on the peninsula was difficult not only because of his Munchhausen, but his trepidation around the caribou caused the sweat to pool in his axilla.

(Axilla is any armpit, and Munchhausen is suffered only by humans.)

2007-12-04 09:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by tandkalexander 6 · 1 1

The ayatollah, who thought of kleptomania with trepidation, realized that the Caribou of the peninsula had the Munchhausen disease caused by contact with axilla.

2007-12-04 09:29:34 · answer #5 · answered by DadOnline 6 · 0 0

My cleptomania began when I was hunting caribou in Camchacka, the northern pennisula of Russia, I had only a slight trepidation while thinking about my Iranian birthplace. This was because of the recent news that the Ayatollah suffered through Munchhuasen syndrome as a child and his mother used to collect poison from the axilla of birds, I felt overwhelmed by the notion this could effect world political policy and it occupied all my thoughts, until I needed to steal something.

2007-12-04 09:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As the ayatollah led his herd of caribou across the snow-covered Swedish peninsula, he wondered how he had ended up in such straits. Why, it was only six months earlier that he was happy and warm in his native Saudi Arabia. He now felt as if he were a character from the tales of Baron Münchhausen himself. Why had the elders sent him here? Was it his persistent kleptomania? (Although that was under control. Well... mostly.) Or did the elders feel trepidation about the ayatollah's fascination with the axillae of ostriches? "Well, it doesn't matter any longer," he thought as he stepped in a slushy mixture of snow and caribou dung. "Allah has led me here, and I will make the best of it".

2007-12-04 10:07:15 · answer #7 · answered by Ambient D 3 · 0 0

Axilla was the name of the firstborn from the two caribou who had been paired up. the calf was in constant trepidation as he was nearly a victim of his mothers muchhausen disease after being trapped on peninsular alone with her. His only memory was of her being triggered in this rage after his first word was ayatollah. This mentally scared him for life and since has suffered with kleptomania.

2007-12-04 09:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0 0

you could say something like....
The caribou that live in forests can often get Munchhausen. Trepidation is something the dears get from seeing a hunter. Also, when a hunter shoots a caribou, with a disease, they have to cure the disease by rubbing it with axilla.

As for the other words, i cont know what they mean. good luck

2007-12-04 09:29:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I meant santa last year when i was 10. He was missing a caribou and i asked why. santa was in trepidation to tell me because he didnt want his kleptomaniac elfs to kill him. Ayatollah taught them how to be good terrorist. i asked how would they kill you? santa replied, they have muchhausen and they will pin me down and give it to me. i asked how they got it. santa said they ate raw axilla that they found at jinglrbell peninsula.

2007-12-04 09:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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