Ok, I sent a mail to some friends, and one has dared me to share it on the senior page. Here goes then! lol
A new employee was hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reported for her first day promptly at 8 a.m.
At 8:45 a.m. there was a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and began to rant about the new employee. He complained that she was incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decided he should see this for himself, so the two men marched down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there were Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they were really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stood the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
2007-12-04 09:13:55 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
The Personnel Manager suddenly burst into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics and tears from the laughter streaming down his face, he pulled himself together and approached the woman.
"I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two 'test tickles'."
2007-12-04 09:14:37 · update #1
Well, yes indeed you did do it! Congratulations.
Now, have you never heard the phrase "Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD!" (I use it on my grandsons all the time.)
Crazy woman!! :)
2007-12-04 11:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Bet poor little Elmo wasn't so tickled when he found out he wasn't getting any "marbles" after all....!
2007-12-04 11:31:07 · answer #2 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i'm confident i've got study the Cat tale in the previous, someplace... in spite of the undeniable fact that that's good for a snigger. The boiled boobs...? UGH! i've got suffered with a boil as quickly as so i recognize how disgusting they are...! did no longer see that coming, so i think that's a stable tale...! bypass the bucket!
2016-10-10 06:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
Poor Elmo!!
2007-12-04 09:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by sam h 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That is so cute... I love Elmo! Star for U for your bravery!
2007-12-04 09:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Love it Sylvia,very naughty indeed...lol
2007-12-04 14:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I absolutely love it! It was the first good laugh of the day and I really needed it. Thank you.
2007-12-04 12:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by phlada64 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, brilliant
2007-12-06 06:16:28 · answer #8 · answered by Croeso 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, Darling! I would be the one daring them!
Big kiss.
2007-12-06 09:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jonathan4U 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So she didn't make a complete town halls of it then
2007-12-04 10:59:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋