A young Irish girl goes into her priest on Saturday morning for confession.
"Father, forgive me for I have Thinned."
"You've Thinned?"
"Yes, I went out with me boyfriend Friday night. He held me hand twice, kissed me three times, and made love to me two times."
"Daughter! I want you to go straight home, squeeze seven lemons into a glass, and drink it straight down."
"Will that wash away me Thin?"
"No, but it will get the silly smile off your face."
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2007-12-04 09:02:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
LOL...and it won't make her squeeky clean either...lol
Edited...he without thin cath the thirst thone....lol...take no notice of me...lol
2007-12-04 10:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure relieved when the good Father had her drink the juice -- I was worried that the colleen would have to wash away her thins. ;0) (guffaw)
2007-12-04 09:42:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
There is another version of that joke but I can't decently relate it on this post. but perhaps I can say it involves gargling.
2007-12-04 10:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me thinks that was not enough of a punishment but very funny.
2007-12-04 09:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha! So how many Hail Mary's?
2007-12-04 11:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
quite righty too
2007-12-04 09:51:28 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I've thinned. Cute joke. Thanks for sharing it.
2007-12-04 13:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by California Gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that.....a lot...haha
2007-12-04 09:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by Manhattan Skyline 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋