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My question: Why won't my magnetic, telescoping stick thing that I use for picking up nuts and bolts and what have you work on the damned quarter back behind my dryer?

2007-12-04 08:40:08 · 16 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I can see the quarter, but it's JUST out of my arm's reach. My dryer is in a spot to where you'd have to pull it all the way out to get back in there, and that's just not an option at this time.

2007-12-04 08:48:39 · update #1

S - Yeah, took the ol' 1000mg Supermegahappy and washed it town with half a Guinness. Those weak 500mg ones have no real effect on me any more.

2007-12-04 08:59:25 · update #2

*down*

2007-12-04 09:04:07 · update #3

Oh, I'd like to make clear that the nearly-broken ankle was NOT a result of trying to reach the coinage.

2007-12-04 10:01:59 · update #4

16 answers

that was quite a segue...from broken ankle *sympathetic wince* to a quarter behind the dryer...lol

did you really pass out from one vicodin?

i would leave the quarter unless you are extremely broke and you need just one more quarter to buy that bottle of tequila.

if that is the case try putting a piece of chewing gum on the end of your telescopic thingy...

((brandon))

2007-12-04 08:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I always laugh at what people will try to get a negative test. Know what works? Don't do any sort of drug. If you drink a lot in attempt to dilute your urine, we can tell you did that and your sample will have to go to a lab for further testing and it will still come up positive. Hot showers and alcohol and chewing super minty gum also do not work. If you do have a valid prescription for the vicodin, take the bottle with you to the test and show it to the tester and tell them when you took one and how much. That will be recorded on the paperwork accompanying your test so that when it does go to the lab for testing, you actually have a valid reason for them finding that in your system.

2016-04-07 08:36:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I badly sprained my ankle about 3 weeks ago. I was in a hurry going down the stairs, lost my balance and landed on a bad side of my left foot, causing my left ankle to be stretched going on the inside. The first 48 hours were excruciating and the pain was un-believable. I've never had a serious ankle injury before.

So I immediately treated it using the RICE method. The following day, the bruising and swelling were so horrible. I found out that I got a second degree sprain and immediately panicked after that. I had a football game on that week and it been looking forward to it because I've been training for rt. I had teammates that had similar injuries and it took them months to fully recover, some of them stopped playing altogether. So I kinda had a short-term depression because I can't imagine myself not being able to run and play sports anymore.

Because I was so desperate to recover again, I contacted a lot of people that I know who do sports and asked them if they had similar injuries. One friend of mine, from the boy's football team in my university, told me about H.E.M. Ankle Rehab. I got a copy 4 days after I got injured. I immediately read and followed what was instructed and felt improvement on the first day. I was able to walk a bit, but I was in pain.

A couple of days after that, the swelling and bruising were subsid-ing significantly and on the fourth day, I was walking comfortably again. Although I've had felt a bit of stiffness, I continued doing what was instructed. My sister was surprised that I have recovered this fast. I told her about this book and was shocked on how effective the procedures were. I'm just so happy that this book was shared to me and how effective it is.

Heal your ankle fully & fast?

2016-05-18 15:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not really sure why, but this question really worries me.

I think that you need to keep a better watch over your change, Brandon. You're going to end up like those old people that buy the cartons of cigarettes with thousands and thousands of pennies.

Why?
Because you're out of quarters.

They're all behind your effing dryer.

2007-12-04 09:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by peroxidekween 4 · 2 0

My son at age 7 broke his finger trying to retrieve a dime. Hardly worth the doctor bill.

2007-12-04 10:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Now, now, darling! Doesn't The Nolte already compensate you generously enough for your hot lovin' services rendered? Have you really been reduced to scrounging behind the major appliances for chump change? *sigh* Perhaps we can discuss a raise, but you'll have to put in overtime, sweetie pie!

2007-12-04 09:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

OMG that is insane!
Raisins are devil turds.
HIlarious

Quarters do not contain anything that will attract a magnet

How do you know there is a quarter behind your dryer?

2007-12-04 08:43:09 · answer #7 · answered by Offending Party 6 · 3 0

Only thing better than Vocodin, is crushed Vicodin in a shot of tequila.

2007-12-04 08:45:55 · answer #8 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 5 0

Thank man kind for the wonderful invention called VICODIN! Best medicine they have come up with yet!

2007-12-04 08:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Been partying at Joe's have you? Watching Deliverance much?

2007-12-04 08:49:07 · answer #10 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 6 0

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