give a good reason for best answer
2007-12-04 08:36:20 · 15 answers · asked by bubblebomb 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
A Parrot.
I would like nothing more than to sit on a perch and be called cute for making sarcastic and insulting remarks to all those who walk by me. I could say, "Hi Moron!" and people would laugh and probably encourage me to say it again.
Besides, I've always enjoyed flying. Being able to fly would be an added bonus. I could then say "Hi Moron!" right before I send a bomb onto their shoulder.
Geez, I get evil when I answer open ended questions.....
2007-12-04 08:40:53 · answer #1 · answered by lhvinny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably say a snake, although its a close tie with a fox and eagle. The simple beauty of a fox, and the sacred power of an eagle because it can simply fly above any sort of materialistic ties and be completely free. However , back to the snake, i'd have to choose it for its power and cold bloodedness. To be immune from any sort of emotional effects and just be so pure and natural without it being seen as wrong- except in the biblical sense. I also would just love to slitttherr around and wind myself around somebody before sinking my fangs into their flesh. >.< i sound disturbed
2007-12-04 16:48:49 · answer #2 · answered by dozykat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mosquito. It would be my mission to infect the entire human race with malaria. This would put an end to the destruction of the planet by these vile creatures and future generations of my family would be safe to live in peace and harmony.
2007-12-07 08:00:17 · answer #3 · answered by nurnord 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to be an old fat lazy cat belonging to some old lady who spoiled me rotten, let me sleep all day infront of her coal fire and fed me, gave me lots of attention and provided me with a fancy cat basket underneath the radiator...........
2007-12-04 16:49:02 · answer #4 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dolphin- because i could swim deep underwater
2007-12-04 16:45:16 · answer #5 · answered by sweetness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A retired racehorse, put out to stud.
2007-12-05 12:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to be an Alligator, you could "Hunt" everything without being labelled a "Murderer"
2007-12-04 16:39:27 · answer #7 · answered by Connor J Garfield 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elephant
i could just squish my problems
2007-12-04 17:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by Glosson P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either one of my dogs or one of my cats .....SPOILED BRATS!!! I make them watch animal cops on animal planet and tell them they better realize how good they got it! lol =)
2007-12-04 16:45:00 · answer #9 · answered by imamom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a sea gull then i could amuse my self by dive bombing humans and leaving poo on there car window screens
2007-12-04 16:43:04 · answer #10 · answered by gazza 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋