Last night she was washing dishes and wiping the baby's nose while answering the phone. My football game was coming on and I was trying to eat my dinner on the couch but she couldn't get around to getting me the remote control. Do I have to do everything around this house or what?? Geesshh!!
2007-12-04 08:35:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Love the answers....my beautiful, sweet wife and I are sitting here rolling on the floor at the answers. We have a great marriage of 15 years actually. But thanks for the laughs.
2007-12-04 08:52:07 · update #1
I know jeez, i mean couldn't she see that you were obviously busy? Gosh she is so inconsiderate. :-)
edit: Happy to make you laugh, your question also made me laugh, congrats on 15 years of marriage that is rare in the Y/A world. LOL
2007-12-04 08:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by ~NIKKI~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously you wanted her to get YOU the remote? Get up off your lazy butt and get it yourself!!!! And if you think getting yourself the remote is doing everything around the house, then you have NO idea what it takes to keep a house running. She was washing the dishes, wiping the baby's nose and answering the phone, while you were on the couch eating. COME ON!!!!! Be a man, get your own remote! And ya know what, while your up why don't you wipe the baby's nose, do the laundry, do the dishes, DO something around the house and let your wife sit on the couch and eat dinner!!!!
2007-12-04 08:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by Drea Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a no brainer.
Lemme talk to her...
Do exactly as he asks. Stop everything your'e doing, put the baby down, fetch the remote, but, stop by the bathroom and get that jar of vaseline...then, while he's yelling and screaming at the game(be sure to wait till he's just witnessed a touchdown for maximum screaming and yelling output so the neighbors don't call the police),
shove the remote where the sun doesn't shine.
There! Problem solved.
2007-12-04 10:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by latebreakfast 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me get this straight....she was running around doing 3 things at once...while you were sitting on your butt, actually eating a meal w/o being interrupted??
Get up and get it yourself...don't worry honey, the couch will still be there when you get back.
Does SHE have to do everything around the house?? Geesshhh!!!!
2007-12-04 09:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. GTO 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 07:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off your seat and get the remote yourself>Do the dishes while up>
2007-12-04 08:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by 45 auto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband lets me have at the remote and then I make him watch all sorts of fun reality shows!
2007-12-04 08:40:58 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A female should never be allowed to touch the remote, they're just not qualified. Don't let them wear shoes or drive the car either. Keep them kocked-up too.
2007-12-04 08:51:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Do you have your wife wipe your *ss to. Be a man for heavens sake. Grow up!!
2007-12-04 08:40:07 · answer #9 · answered by TAS 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you must be really bored, you so lonely huh?no one likes you , and you are such a big loser that you have to make up story to get response from people....
we all know you don't have wife, but we still response to your idiotic question, see how nice are we.... :)
2007-12-04 08:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by Kristine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋