Four priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference. Shortly into the trip, one pries says "Well, we've all worked together for many years, but don't really know one another. I suggest we tell each other one of our sins." They look nervously at each other but nod OK. The first priest says "Since I suggested it, I'll go first. With me it's the drink. Once a year I take off my collar and go out of town to a pub and drink myself blind for a few days. Get it out of my system." They all look each other again nervously, but the next priest slowly starts "Wellll......with me, it's gambling. Periodically, I nick the money out of the poor box and go to the races. Spend it all! I get it out of my system." The third, who is really nervous now reluctantly says "This is very difficult. My sin is worse. I take off my collar and go into the red light district, pick out a lass, and spend a week in the saddle. I REEEEAAALY get it out of my system." They all look at the fourth priest waiting. He doesn't say anything. Then one of the four speaks up "Come now, we've all told our innermost faults. It's your turn." He looks at the others and starts hesitantly "Welllllll..... I'm an inveterate gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train!"
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2007-12-04 06:47:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Ha HA! Wasn't expecting that ending!
2007-12-04 07:19:30 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Two Irishmen were sitting in a bar, watching the entrance to the brothel across the street. A Baptist minister went in & one of the Irishmen said, "Ah, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad!" Then a rabbi went in & the Irishman shook his head sadly & remarked, "Tis a shame to see the Jews fallin' victim to temptation!" A few minutes later, a Catholic priest went in. "Ah, what a terrible shame! One of the girls must be very ill indeed!"
2007-12-04 16:44:01 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!! That is HiLaRiOuS!!!! lol but yeah thank you for the laugh cause Ive had a terrible day and i have to go to a funeral home in about an hour so i really needed that!!! lol thnx!! -jessie
2007-12-04 17:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by jessie lynn 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cant wait to get on Y/A
2007-12-04 18:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi five, my vote for the best one today!
2007-12-04 17:32:12 · answer #5 · answered by Isadora 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-12-04 14:50:26 · answer #6 · answered by Freakin 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
That 'd be right. I believe every word of it.
2007-12-04 19:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe it could happen, but I don't think this is a true story.
2007-12-04 14:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Carolyn W 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
And they say women are gossips.
2007-12-04 15:25:18 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Of course i don't believe it but it sure made me laugh out loud.HONESTLY you've cheered me up thank u.
2007-12-04 14:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by tazzi 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋