My brother is a vampire. Will he die if I feed him a T-bone?

Question

I heard that a steak to the heart can kill a vampire. I don't want him to die. I'm rather fond of his....talents....when it comes to my enemies.

Answer 1

i think you're good, a steak in the stomach is fine, just not the heart...

Answer 2

Do vampires worry about clogged arteries? If not, the "steak" should be fine.

I'd go with a New York cut instead, though. The T-Bone is too similar to a cross.

And no garlic bread.

Answer 3

He should be fine, but remove the bone. I know how you feel about enemies, except both my brother and I a vampiric.

Answer 4

hahahaha
hey im a vampire too.
serious. and steak is fine. and a steak to the heart can kill anyone. it means a wooden steak or metal steak. not meat.

Answer 5

Might want to take the bone out first... when vampires feed they tend to do so very passionately, you wouldn't want him to choke on the bone.

Answer 6

I think he'll be fine. Whenever my girlfriend eats steak she says it goes directly to her hips, which are pretty far away from the heart.

Answer 7

You would have to inject the said meat via an IV in order to kill him. I suggest you puree it first to get it in the little needle.

Answer 8

No, but be careful with Boston Butts.

Answer 9

I'm a werewolf and I'm hungry can i come over for dinner because.....u know..i....um...like steak..so....yeah ^-_-^

Answer 10

I like that, can I bring a "friend" over to your place? She'd be perfect for your brother....