2007-12-04 06:04:23 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was thinking of having my testicles laminated
2007-12-05 01:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Goodbye
2007-12-04 06:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I know you think I'm a bad person because I had all those corpses in the garage, but...
I was doing your mom last night, and I thought...
I saw this dog taking a crap, and I thought of you.
I'm writing this letter because the judge told me I had to.
2007-12-04 06:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by juicy_wishun 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dear I've-forgotten your name
OR
Dear asshole
OR
Dear idiot
OR
Wassup? (e.g for a formal letter)
2007-12-04 07:57:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
In fact there are so many things that you should be avoiding to begin a letter/email.
Eg. Improper Salutation or addressing.......
2007-12-04 06:12:13 · answer #5 · answered by Senior Officer-Free Zone Affairs 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hey booger, im pregnant and the dog was hit by a car. oh yeah i forgot to pay the loan shark, but i still love you.
2007-12-05 00:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I sat outside your house watching you for a week before I got up the nerve to write this...
2007-12-04 06:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by lipstickcloud 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I... no one wants to hear about you. Try to open the letter with something endearing to them.
2007-12-04 06:08:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Can you loan me 70$ I want to go to the strip club
2007-12-04 06:07:48 · answer #9 · answered by Big momma panties! 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Dear Fatty,
2007-12-04 06:07:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋