2007-12-04 05:47:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Go to college, work hard, and get rich.
Like John Edwards. He came from a working class household and was the first in his family to go to college. His father was a mill worker and his mother a post office worker.
Now he's a "limousine liberal".
2007-12-04 05:52:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
1. Park your SUV more than a block away from where you're going to participate in a protest.
2. Go to the Salvation Army to get some clothes to use when you decide to protest.
3. Don't wash your hair in chemicals... Let it get all knotted up and walk into Starbucks without deodorant or cologne and ask for whipped cream (on the side) for your freshly ground coffee on days you're supposed to protest.
4. Buy a 6" x 8" x 10" backpack on wheels to hide your grubby clothes in and stow it way in the back of your SUV in case of emergency protests.
5. When you aren't able to influence people to see things your way, pause, take a slow.... Slow breath.... Look at your fingernails.... Stand there aghast at how soft your hands are....
And stomp your foot like Lawrence Welk about to kick off on a *****, utterly goofy polka.... Turn your nose in the air and look to the sky just before you clear your throat...
And let out a barely audible "tsk" and walk away in total disgust.
2007-12-04 06:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, first you have to get rich off some environment-raping or economy-bashing thing like zinc mining or currency hedging. Then you have to buy a Gulf Stream so you can fly from cause celebre event to cause celebre event decrying the evils of conservatism, all the while leaving a carbon footprint behind you the size of Jupiter. Next, you write a book that cleverly insults the President, his family, or Halliburton. This gives you another chance to jet from event to event again to promote your book and hopefully turn it into a movie where, at the premier, you get to rub shoulders (and quite possibly a lot more) with the likes of Susan Sarandon, Sean Pean, Danny Glover, and Rosie O'Donnell.
2007-12-04 05:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by thegubmint 7 · 5⤊ 4⤋
First either marry a rich Republicans widow ie John Kerry or inherit your fortune from your tobbaco growing Czar of a father ie Al Gore then go around pontificating to the masses that they must buy carbon offsetts, pay higher taxes, appease our countries enemies and demoralize our fine military.
2007-12-04 05:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
Following the teachings of Albert Gore,
2007-12-04 05:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
First, you buy a limousine.......If you are conservative, you allready own one, and if you don't, then you are ignorant for supporting conservatives.
2007-12-04 05:52:34 · answer #6 · answered by handyrandy 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Buy a limousine!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-04 08:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny to hear a republican criticize anyone for riding in a limo. lol
2007-12-04 06:02:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Accordsing to the conservatives on here, you can get rich living off welfare.
2007-12-04 05:49:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
1st - get rich
2nd - buy the Limo
3rd - turn on your brain
2007-12-04 05:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋