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2007-12-04 05:31:02 · 21 answers · asked by ♥ Plain Nikki 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Christian Bear
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
2007-12-04 06:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do elephants have red eyes?
For hiding in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?
See how well the red eyes work.
Why do you stay out from under a cherry trees between the hours of 4pm to 5pm?
That's when the elephants are getting out of the cherry trees.
2007-12-04 13:58:19 · answer #2 · answered by ravenscardarkhope 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Koosh Balls! I love the silly things, especially if you have a 'slingshot' for them. I do and I like to fling em at my computer when it screws-up!
Silly is right up my alley!
2007-12-04 16:29:29 · answer #3 · answered by jjoy4444 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Having an English and an American version of dictionary for a single language.
2007-12-04 13:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by buster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Putty
2007-12-04 13:34:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That a lot of people, particularly businesspeople, act silly when they serve customers.
2007-12-05 02:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by elaine.patton 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A silly goose?
2007-12-04 13:34:53 · answer #7 · answered by LadySingsTheBlues 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am! Hmm... well, I haven't really been silly as of late... I've been feeling gloomy.
2007-12-04 23:06:17 · answer #8 · answered by Bunny Boiler 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The fact that I'm taking cough drops even though I have no cough.
2007-12-04 13:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rabbit, "Trix are for Kids" (seriously, the grumpy attitude I had this morning)
2007-12-04 14:55:17 · answer #10 · answered by Solo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋