Here’s a chance to let your imagination run wild. Let’s pretend you have a very specific magic power. That would be to eliminate any band or solo artist of your choice from ever existing. Since this band never existed, it’s now incumbent upon you to find a new gig for the group’s lead vocalist (or other member of note). So, to put this in the form of a question, which band would you pick and what would the new career be? Guess I’ll go first.
Eliminate – MCR
Gerard Way’s new job – Suicide prevention counselor, bEcUzZ hE s@vEs LyFs.
2007-12-04 05:02:27 · 17 answers · asked by Rckets 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Rock and Pop
MachPen - LOL, and make sure she has at least a 60 hour work week.
2007-12-04 05:12:24 · update #1
Dave - His lyrics on those would be a million times better.
2007-12-04 05:15:33 · update #2
BC - That might have been the best laugh so far this week, that's awesome. They say a job is never really work if you enjoy what you're doing.
2007-12-04 05:17:29 · update #3
Prof - Gwen is very worthy but being the Agency we still need to find her a new gig. How else is she supposed to afford all that make-up?
2007-12-04 05:19:25 · update #4
sylvia - I give you full credit for teaching me the lingo. :)
2007-12-04 05:31:43 · update #5
Sookie - I like that one a lot, he's clearly gotta go. He might need to clean toilets at Waffle House part time to supplement his anger management income.
2007-12-04 05:41:28 · update #6
Wow, all these answers are cracking my a** up. There's no way I'll be able to pick just one best answer, lol.
2007-12-04 05:46:42 · update #7
I'd put Avril Lavigne in retail - Hot Topic, most likely. She'd be at home with other poseurs. ;-P Evil!
That's right Rckets, make that little ***** work for once in her life ;P
2007-12-04 05:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 1⤋
"bEcUzZ hE s@vEs LyFs." LOL, classic! Sylvia gave me a good laugh as well...I actually like Marilyn Manson but the idea of him showing some housewife how to apply makeup is hilarious. And driving a pink hearse perhaps?
I would eliminate Gwen Stefani and give her one of the only other proffesions she'd be qualified for...a hostess at Chili's or jockying a register at one of those little retail carts in the middle of the mall.
2007-12-04 06:37:05 · answer #2 · answered by GK Dub 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When will people learn !!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY would any company offer you a job that you did not apply for - how would they know if you could do the job without seeing you first - if you did not apply for a job and then attend an interview then you have NOT got a job - what you do have is someone trying to get money from you for nothing in return. No repeutable company will ask you to pay up front for a visa Wise up on the internet or you will lose this money as a minimum and maybe your identity and all your money.
2016-04-07 08:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, nice choice for Gerard. That gave me a good laugh.
For me, I have to strip Gwen Stephani of her fame. I feel like I have certainly lost IQ points from what only amount to brief radio encounters. I would choose for her, to be a human stomache pump. I know she certainly inspires nausea in me and I think she would really do a great service in using that talent to the benefit of others.
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Oh, I'm talking about making her a paid hospital employee. You could pay her the wage of a specialized nurse and even advertise her as an alternative stomache pump that would require no tubes down your throat (and risk of trachea damage and a SLIGHTLY more comfortable experience). I think she would be a big hit and could make a very good living at it.
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I thought about going bulemic assistance help line, but that just felt too mean spirited.
2007-12-04 05:15:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Morrisey
New job- Suicide hotline counselor, half way thru the phone conversation, the caller would be telling Morrisey "c'mon guy, things aren't as bad as all of that... You have plenty to live for.." Cause EVERYBODY is happier than Morrisey. ;-)
Van Halen
DLR, new job- before picture for Proceed and/or Bosely Hair Restoration commercials.
2007-12-04 15:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ՖքØØķ¥♫ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny about gerard (i'm an mcr fan but that is hilarious!) i guess we'll get rid of the jonas brothers and they can all run a family owned circus
nick* can be the tightrope walker (because we all know that he NEVER falls)
joe can be the lion tamer just because it would be funny to see any of those wimpy guys taming a lion
and kevin can be the guy that gets nailed to that spinning board and have darts thrown at him!
* nick was the one who tripped on stage for those of you that don't get it
the only reason i know this is because my jonas- obsessed friends were talking about it on the way home from school
2007-12-04 06:59:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd put the effeminate one from Fall Out Boy (can't say I know his name, but you know the one) to work at the make up counter in some second rate department store. Seriously, I bet there a lot of ladies on a budget out there who could benefit from his expertise in mascara application and what not.
2007-12-04 10:22:04 · answer #7 · answered by rukrym 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
At the risk of being offensive, I'd eliminate Hootie & The Blowfish. Darius Rucker would then find fame playing the token black guy in B-movie slasher flicks.
NP: "Ready to Rock" - Whitesnake
2007-12-04 05:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by Mike AKA Mike 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Eliminate Starship
Mickey Thomas and Grace Slick would be Construction workers so they would actually have to build a city.
2007-12-04 05:23:34 · answer #9 · answered by Stern Fan 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Eliminate - Kid Rock.
New Job - teaching Anger Management classes.
2007-12-04 05:19:31 · answer #10 · answered by Sookie 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Eliminate - Wham!/George Michael
New Job - Bathroom attendant
hehe... It probably wouldn't be a good idea to give him that job position, but I'm sure he'd be fine with it.
2007-12-04 05:14:42 · answer #11 · answered by MC BC 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋