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Or is it just wishful thinking?

True story, a friend of mine from Texas would brag about how everything was so big down there. As a matter of fact, he said his property was so big, that he would get into his car at dawn and drive all day long, and just before sunset, he would reach the end of his property.

I looked at him and after a suitable pause, I said: "You know, I had a car like that once."

He stopped bragging for a bit after that one.

2007-12-04 04:11:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

the best things in Texas are in small packages♥

2007-12-04 06:05:22 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 · 1 0

An Alaskan and a Texan were talking. The Alaskan said, " Well, you know they say, everything is bigger in Texas, but Alaska is BIGGER than Texas. What do you think?" The Texan said, "Not if ever thaws out." On the other hand, if everything is bigger there, I certainly will NOT EVER go there !

2016-05-28 03:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by kaitlyn 3 · 0 0

You actually made me laugh out loud that time. Lots of things are bigger in Texas: cars, SUVs, houses (McMansions), hair, waistlines, and egos. As for the "property" down there - I don't think so. Isn't it usually the case that those who have something to prove are the ones that talk about things the most?!?

2007-12-04 07:20:19 · answer #3 · answered by chick2lit 5 · 1 0

Texas...it's bigger than France!

'nough said.

2007-12-04 04:19:54 · answer #4 · answered by RacerX 4 · 1 0

the only thing bigger in texas is the egos. nice comeback there by the way! lol lol

2007-12-04 04:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by EnRhage 7 · 1 1

Yes, for ego and patriotism

2007-12-04 04:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

not sure!! i've only been in the houston texas airport for a layover!!! that airport is pretty big though!!

2007-12-04 07:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥MaDdiE♥ 3 · 2 0

Yes, especially the mental hospitals .... LOL

2007-12-04 04:15:03 · answer #8 · answered by Weatherman 7 · 1 1

Some people's egos are... that's for sure.

2007-12-04 04:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by Carpe DM™ 5 · 1 1

Maybe not bigger,but certainly better!

2007-12-04 04:15:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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