A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
2007-12-04 03:34:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hah. funny.
2007-12-04 03:37:50 · answer #1 · answered by tori 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cool joke Motz =) I like the watch out for that tree joke too lol
Lozziie xxx
2007-12-05 19:56:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is what you call the true pits in the seed..
and buy the time comes as fruit has its season..
Some one whom planted it Take you and wraps it up/
AND crates you out to strangers and the demons that are STARVED !!!as thou Shall be Eaten any way..!!
wait till you are RIPE.. !!!as LA TEMPTATION,!!
cause MOMMA is Mad but as always laughing
AS ALWAYS AHEAD ,!!
2007-12-04 05:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm laughing because it reminds me that my brother choked me three times when we were kids. Someone stopped him from killing me each time. If only I'd known this joke.
Thanks for the laugh.
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2007-12-04 03:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by YY4Me 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kids say the darnest things!
2007-12-04 03:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Out of the mouth of babes.
2007-12-04 03:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by Married Lady 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm, I never learned that one in Seminary, but I like it!
2007-12-04 03:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where's the question
2007-12-04 03:47:01 · answer #8 · answered by Mean B™ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg haha funny
2007-12-04 03:38:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute, even to a nasty old man,
2007-12-04 03:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
unbelievably, i did not get it.
i was looking for the question *winks*
2007-12-04 04:15:08 · answer #11 · answered by Heaven Hill 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋