Men are like..Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like..weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like..Blenders...You need one but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like..Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth and they usually head straight for your hips.
Men are like..Commercials...You can't believe a word they say
Men are like..Dept.Stores...their clothes are always 1/2 off
Men are like..Government Bonds...They take soooooo long to mature
Men are likeMascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like..Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while
Men are like..Snowstorms.. You never know when they are coming, or how many inches you will get
Men are like..Lava lamps... fun to look at but not very bright.
By the way GUYS, Only joking! I love you all really!
2007-12-04 03:22:06 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Adidas, come on! It's a joke. Loosen up a bit Man!
2007-12-04 04:02:22 · update #1
Hope you noticed Sylvia, I did say I loved them all! We couldn't do without them really could we?
Should I actually say that on screen? Have I dropped us all in it?
2007-12-04 07:23:27 · update #2
Goldwing, I don't think the men liked it much but bless In the Dark. He understands it's only a joke.
2007-12-05 03:07:23 · update #3
too right Scooter we can't survive without each other!
2007-12-05 04:07:38 · update #4
haha im a guy
and i found that quite funny
im actually proud to be those things
except the popcorn one :(
2007-12-04 03:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Women are like Viagra they give satisfaction but dear me don't we pay for it.
Women are like retail outlets they show off the goodies but you always have to find a bit extra.
Women are sweet(some times) but oh so tacky
Women are cuddly but tend to sag after a while
Women are, oh hell get wise in the dark and shut the hell up!
2007-12-04 10:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a guy but as a joke it still hurts lol. But then again, my Chemistry teacher made fun of guys. She said the girls are metals who are givers and guys are takers lmfao. Weird class. I guess females do need to be given more power since us guys seems to devour a lot of them so.... power to the girls! lol
2007-12-04 12:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by TheUnknownKind 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women are like Laxatives: Never thought of until you fee constipated.
Women are like Bananas: They play hard to get but you can get them anywhere.
Women are like Weather: They are always changing.
Women are like Blenders: They get everything mixed up.
Women are like Chocolate Bars: It takes a lot of sugar to sweeten the basic bitterness.
Women are like Commercials: Useless but expensive.
Women are like Dept. Stores: The average person only likes to look at them, most of them.
Women are like Government Bonds: Boring!
Women are like Mascara: Good window-dressing.
Women are like Popcorn: They talk ALL the time!
Women are like Snowstorms: Their hearts are cold and they make your eyes wet with tears. And if you divorce one, good luck digging out of the mess!
Women are like Lava Lamps: Good to look at when you have nothing better to do with your life.
BY THE WAY, women, I love you all, really!
2007-12-04 08:50:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anpadh 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I love it! Hah, maybe we should label jokes like this For Women Only, the guys seems to be touchy about them! I have one about why cucumbers are better than men, if I can find it I will put it in here.
2007-12-04 05:44:29 · answer #5 · answered by Isadora 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I don't know about men....but when I was in gradeschool my Mom used to tell me: "don't be afraid of the boys, they're just like the girls". I'm still not sure what she was talking about. I've heard men are from mars, women from venus.
2007-12-04 10:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by sophieb 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
attempt assembly up with him for an casual date and ask him...head to head maximum suitable thank you to get answer. provide him income of the doubt til you recognize for confident. If that have been his woman then she could have the two asked "who's that this" or what the F***. in case you call and continuously get voicemail i could be bothered-that should recommend it dont choose to respond to if she is there. what do you get carry of to lose in case you meet him for dinner?
2016-10-10 05:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved them and my husband thought they were funny too. Not all men are threatened by a funny joke. He loves to tell dumb blonde jokes to me and short jokes, yep i am blonde and 5`2
2007-12-04 08:54:28 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! I am shocked speechless!! :-o
I have been victimized by a stereotypical humor assault.
I truly hope I can recover. I..I...I guess... I kinda.. like the chocolate...bar one....uh yep. :'-B omg jk btw
We still love you too.
2007-12-04 06:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by Joe H 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Chuckles!!
2007-12-04 03:30:46 · answer #10 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋