For a delightfully special treat, I allowed my daughter a donut for breakfast. She drank all of her milk, and ate about a third of the donut before saying she was FULL. I eagerly ate her mangled leftovers and began to worry. What are the chances that my real child is somewhere in the world begging for donuts right now?
2007-12-04 03:01:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks for some thoughtful advice! nye_r - I think you just blew my mind.
2007-12-04 03:35:06 · update #1
I think you don't eat enough doughnuts in front of her. I think you should go to the library and check out books about doughnuts, how they are made, the different types, and don't forget the books about all the coolest kids in America eating them. Then you need to take her to Krispy Kreme, and let her pick out a doughnut of each kind and let her sit at the table and eat them one by one. Then and only then can she come to love, know, and appreciate the true wonder that is the 'doughnut'!
2007-12-04 07:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This question is so disturbing and sad that I'm leaving work right now to go eat 2 boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts. And to check on airfare to Ohio.
2007-12-04 04:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe YOU were separated from your parents at birth too! Your Father could be the Dunkin donuts guy, you know the one...."It's time to make the donuts" guy. That could be your Dad. Creepy.
2007-12-04 03:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jon A 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry, my child doesn't like pizza it breaks my heart. I don't know how it happened one day she was eating it and liking it now no more. Thankfully she eats doughnuts everyday so I don't have to worry about that. I have scheduled an appointment with a psychologist for my daughter, I want to make sure that her dislike of pizza isn't somehow masking a deeper issue like depression or possibly a healthy attitude towards food. It's scary email me if you need to talk.
2007-12-04 03:39:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heavens to Betsy ..... !!!!
Have you considered Donut Therapy ???
It works like this:
- start out with just Donut Holes
- then work your way up to chocolate dipped
- eventually, you can introduce Cream filled, and
hopefully by this time next year, she will be scarfing them down by the dozen ... !!!
Good luck to you .... !
2007-12-04 03:29:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd say pretty slim, but it COULD happen. If you really want to know, get both your DNA tested. :D
And if they were switched at birth...I doubt your real child would have gone to a home where donuts were not given...
It's cool that donuts made you think of this. :)
2007-12-04 03:07:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
YES!!
It is DEFINITELY possible!
In fact, she was switched with my little brother!!
I will gladly trade you back.
He likes donuts.
he is also the most annoying person on the planet.
but hey, he's YOUR kid - you are responsible for him now!
Thank God!!
hehe
I will send him home right away with a strip of duct tape over his mouth. You can remove it to give him his donuts, but I HIGHLY reccommend you replace it as soon as he's done eating.
I'll take my little sister back now, thank you ...
and NO RETURNS on your son!
;O)
2007-12-04 03:35:34 · answer #7 · answered by pir8 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could have a lot of kids out there, because donuts are addicting!
2007-12-04 04:37:16 · answer #8 · answered by Paulus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is there something wrong with that kid. Who in their right mind doesn't finish the donut. I'd check into that one baby!
2007-12-04 03:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Oh god, if you don't instill a love of donuts in her now, how will she ever develop an eating disorder when she's 11?
2007-12-04 03:05:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋