2007-12-04 02:50:56 · 21 answers · asked by YOCRAPSMAN 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Conviction.
2007-12-08 00:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by Ishan26 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this is easy.
I'm a redneck with an inadequate education, born in Alabama, lived a few places, done a few thangs so this automatically puts me pretty much at the top of the heap of humanity.
Intelligent people from all over the world, not born in the South, strive their entire lives to achieve the status of the...redneck!
Alas, and sadly, for most people, this lofty status is
unattainable.
A couple of special privileges we receive are:
1. real biscuits,
2. country ham (salt cured),
3. sorghum syrup,
4. grits (with Cheddar cheese and Jimmy Dean Hot sausage)
ant these are only a few of the special privileges available to A-Mur-A-Ka's elite!
Of course, we're better than you!
Did you really have to ask?
2007-12-04 11:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Easy. You think a command is the same thing as a question, and it's not. I however DON'T think a command is the same thing as a question, and I'm right. Ergo, I'm better.
2007-12-04 12:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think your better than me!?
With all your macho head games!
It's go time!
All aboard the pain train!
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!
2007-12-04 12:42:33 · answer #4 · answered by Mello Yello 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I am better at punctuation and grammar than you, and I don't need to validate myself by soliciting comparisons with strangers.
2007-12-04 11:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by jehen 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cause I didn't have to ask a question to find out!
2007-12-04 12:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well for one thing, your avatar name says it all.
Plus, my cuteness quotient is right through the roof.
2007-12-04 11:05:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because my name may sound like I'm mentally ill but your's makes you think of crap
2007-12-04 11:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by mommymanic 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because in the above sentence I would have written YOU ARE BETTER than me ? Instead of YOUR BETTER than me.
2007-12-04 11:12:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm getting points for answering your question, while you're losing points for asking it.
2007-12-04 11:00:19 · answer #10 · answered by yerfavoritefiddler 4 · 8⤊ 0⤋