A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
> > I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
> >
> > What do they say?" the priest inquired.
> >
> > They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
> >
> > "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.
> >
> > "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
> > male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
> >
> > "Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage
> > with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
> > worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
> >
> > "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
> >
> > The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he
> > ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage,
> > holding rosary beads and praying.
> >
> > Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
> >
> > After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're
> > hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
> >
> > There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the
> > other male parrot and exclaimed,
> >
> > "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"
2007-12-04 01:05:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
ROTFLMAO!!!!
IATYQ: NO... I mean Yes dear, I have!
2007-12-04 05:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Many years ago, when I was in the merchant navy we had one on board. It could never go ashore for two reasons. The first was quarantine regulations. The second was that when it spoke, the language it used would make a Bosun blush.
2007-12-04 09:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by firefysh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That kind of humor is for the birds ! (yuk snort)
2007-12-04 12:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, that was a very good way to start my afternoon.
2007-12-04 14:55:31 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good morning joke! hehe.
2007-12-04 09:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by EM 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prayer works! lol
2007-12-04 12:35:20 · answer #6 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is absolutely adorable! Thanks Fisherman, and more gold stars for you this cold Tues. Morn!
2007-12-04 09:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
2007-12-04 11:06:32 · answer #8 · answered by Tracybeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!!! Chuckles to you!!!
2007-12-04 11:23:24 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i haven't polly want a cracker?
2007-12-04 09:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by Nick is cool 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋