buy some Mary Kay Cosmetics from me? I'm thinking of becoming an independent beauty consultant for some extra cash and amping it up to a full-time career when it gets off the ground. Can I put you all down for a set of eye liner crayons?
2007-12-04 00:38:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Would you give me a ride in your pink Cadillac?
2007-12-04 00:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Sure why not! If you wear some of that good smelling stuff it will help, I would let you talk just so I could smell a man :) I would at least buy a hundred dollars worth, it's my age you know. I personally buy Elder Beerman perfume, Mary Kay is not for old people. A lot of teens like it.
2007-12-04 13:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey um Cowbell ol' buddy, there is no polite way to say this, so I'll just be direct.
Before you try selling cosmetics, don't you think you should do something about all those cow pies that you leave following you like a trail of baby ducklings following their momma duck?
2007-12-04 10:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My Dear Sweet Cow:
Just so you know, Mary Kay is for "old ladies" who smell like mothballls. We younger, hipper, cooler girls prefer Avon products ... :)
Soo, if you start selling Avon, or let's saw, Margarita's-to-go, SURE I will buy from you ... :)
But only if you promise to personally deliver them, late at night, after I have had a glass of wine [or 3], and call first ... so I can slip into something more comfortable first ...
* wink, wink *
2007-12-04 11:36:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Oh Cowbell, just when you were about to score with me, you took 10 steps back. I think its creepy for guys to have better makeup than me. Dingel only wants to ride in your caddy so she can try to steal it. She can get a lot of weed for that thing. Be careful!
2007-12-04 21:44:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would love too. Would you but some product from me I can't discuss the product here due to legality issues but lets just say if you like to "Fly" I am the person to talk to
2007-12-04 08:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Natural Beauty is quite Dazzling
If I wore make up it just might Hurt people
2007-12-04 15:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Black♥ of the †oxic faerie †ales 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you'd do better selling Avon because Mary Kay is definitely overpriced.
*buys some black eyeliner off you anyway*
2007-12-04 08:50:53 · answer #8 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
First of all darlin Cowie they are not crayons...they are called pencils......and I want to ride in the big pink Caddie with you and dingle....but i get to sit on your lap and help you drive....ok?
2007-12-04 08:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by Jim Morrison's L.A. Woman... 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I could sell you some dirt cheap stocks in a South American Cognac mine.
2007-12-04 10:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by tyler durden Oƒƒicial 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋