One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The minister prepared his sermon while the choirboy filled the holy water fountain.
Suddenly, the choirboy burst into the minister's room and yelled, "father father, I just saw the most amazing thing! I filled the holy water fountain. Then a man came in on crutches. He moved to the fountain, dipped his left hand in the holy water, blessed himself and threw away his left crutch. Then he dipped his right hand in the holy water, blessed himself and threw away his right crutch. Then he turned to me ... and he took a step forward"!
The minister was awe struck by what he just heard. "My boy, he said, you just witnessed a miracle from God! Where's this man now?"
The Choirboy replies...
"flat on his face in front of the holy water fountain"!
2007-12-03 23:03:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM NOT JOKING!! that was seriously cool! ♥
2007-12-03 23:07:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 07:24:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
pretty funny although i heard this before
4/5
2007-12-04 07:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by Joe H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-04 07:22:42 · answer #4 · answered by Shubho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok not bad
2007-12-04 07:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by caza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋