A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz
around Halloween.
"Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?" About
30% of the class puts their hand up.
"Okay, how many of you have actually touched a ghost?"
About 10% of the class puts their hand up.
"Okay, how many of you have had sex with a ghost?"
Dead silence, until a little redneck boy in the back row
puts up his hand.
"You've actually had sex with a ghost?"
"Ghost? Oh. I thought you said goat!"
2007-12-03 22:35:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EDIT: for vani
Thanx for your link,if I needed a link I would of asked.
kirsti:the jokes come from my in box and so they can be in millions of in boxes.I dont treat them as my personal mental property and you should'nt either ! stealling jokes?? don't insult me with your stupidity,and thanks for your nasty comments,give the 2 points back you miser
2007-12-03 23:03:55 · update #1
LMAO!!
Ignore the trolls.
have a star
2007-12-04 05:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Ghost? Oh. I thought you said goat!"
I actually laughed out loud! Then I had to invent a silly joke to explain to my five-year-old why mommy was laughing!
Stop being so damn funny, Panos! xD
2007-12-04 15:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 08:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Panos I always enjoy your jokes. Anyone that doesn't like them should not answer. Simple as that. Another star for you.
2007-12-04 09:48:26 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant again lmao
Mmmm a couple of trolls i see, how sad and all for 2pts.
best to ignore panos hun and keep posting from that box of yours.
2007-12-04 10:36:19 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was me in school. I liked that one have a star
2007-12-04 06:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 11:57:34 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. But why did you put it in the beauty section?
2007-12-04 06:39:58 · answer #8 · answered by Karrah J 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol, 10/10, very funny.
2007-12-04 09:21:32 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for sharing panos that was excellent, dont listen to the others, you will always get one you just keep posting your jokes, star4u
2007-12-04 07:40:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋