Lewis's cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking
machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was
out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he
inserted his pen*s into the equipment, turned the switch
on and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized
that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as
his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized
that he couldn't remove the instrument from his pen*s.
He read the manual but didn't find any useful information.
He tried every button on the instrument, but still without
success.
Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's
Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought
a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic,
but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry, " replied the customer
service rep, "The machine will release automatically
once it's collected two gallons."
2007-12-03 22:33:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, 10/10, star, brilliant.
2007-12-04 01:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Badam Milk.
2016-04-07 07:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 02:53:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Don't worry, " replied the customer
service rep, "The machine will release automatically
once it's collected two gallons."
OMG!!! ROFL!!! Excellent!!! xD
Where do you find these? xD
2007-12-04 07:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That's what happens to people like him! Funny. Lol
2007-12-03 23:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by Kai Rocker 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A bit more than a lovin' spoonfull needed then!!
LMAO!
worth a star!
2007-12-04 05:36:11 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Poor him :p It'll take a loooong time to be finally free.
2007-12-03 22:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OUCH,
good luck in tht farmer ; D
2007-12-03 23:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-12-03 23:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by Xerces 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 03:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋