The two most common elements in
the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery
easier to live with.
Nothing in the universe travels faster than a bounced cheque.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer
in rats.
Always remember to pillage *before* you burn.
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your
book.
If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where
you live.
The trouble with doing something right first time is that
nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning
to others.
Sky's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.
Vital papers demonstrate their vitality by moving from
where you left them to where you can't find them.
2007-12-03 22:31:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Vital papers demonstrate their vitality by moving from
where you left them to where you can't find them.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have
film.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will
be misquoted and used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains
so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Diplomacy is saying "Nice doggy" until you
find a rock.
2007-12-03 22:32:06 · update #1
Excellent again
star for a star.
2007-12-03 23:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Fiction
2016-04-07 07:30:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 23:55:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get top marks from me!!
10/10 you are a star!! *
2007-12-03 22:52:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My facts of life are I spend to much time on Y!A, but that is what happens when your jokes are so good. Star award.
2007-12-04 01:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"The two most common elements in
the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. "
I totally agree!!!
"Nice doggy..." It cracked me up!!!
Panos No. 1!!!
One of my favorites is:
"When I look at him, I see that the wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead!" xD
2007-12-04 07:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star, excellent, thnx for sharing.
2007-12-04 01:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, tht should be teached in school
facts of lifes 101 by: Prof. Panos
it is gonna be a great class
=D
2007-12-03 22:37:50 · answer #8 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 04:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent star4u
2007-12-03 23:44:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋