Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a "Not Found 404" message?
3. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.
4. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.
5. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.
6. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.
7. "CSI" never slows down when a lot of people tune in.
8. You just can't find those cool infomercials on the Web.
9. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to cable.
10. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a soda in one hand and chips in the other.
2007-12-03 21:54:32 · 11 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that list is just not accurate. up the www. down and out with the tv
2007-12-03 22:20:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
1. True, when the server is busy.
2. Haha, very true.
3. True.
4. True with some families.
5. Lol, not always true though.
6. Very true haha.
7. Definitely true.
8. Yes you can, on YouTube.
9. Lol.
10. Yes you can, with a Laptop.
2007-12-04 06:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG OMG SO TRUE
but here are the reasons why internet is better
1.you can communicate to each other
2. only the newest tv's and paytv have game u can play anytime
3. you can watch old tv shows anytime
4. there a dictionary right there also with encyclopedias and more
5. who doesnt like yahoo answers
6. you can buy things right there instead of getting off ur **** lol
7. you can listen to all the l8est music right there anytime anyday
8. it gives you more exercise (by moving your fingers) which burns i forgot how much calories a minute
9. you can make things and print off to share or to keep
10. its a online community!!!
2007-12-04 06:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥♥ Dolly ♥♥♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-12-04 08:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, more good ones hun
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2007-12-04 07:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. you can't fall asleep in front of the computer
2007-12-04 06:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by mommy101 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ok got all that funny
2007-12-04 06:16:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
what channel is Q&As on please.lol
2007-12-04 06:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right
2007-12-04 06:13:20 · answer #9 · answered by Deepali Naik 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha you telly addict !!!
2007-12-04 06:21:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋