Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
2007-12-03 21:46:26 · 15 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
who said they need beer to do that, pmsl hun
star time
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2007-12-03 23:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-07 07:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-12-03 21:48:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg omg good one another gold star sheesh i might run out soon hope ur making a collection
=P dolly
2007-12-03 22:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥♥ Dolly ♥♥♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is just impossible.Even without any hormone the effect would have been the same.
Hormones get decomposed when exposed in normal room temperature and it cannot be effective.
2007-12-03 21:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by leowin1948 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I bet they started a Women's group as well lol.
2007-12-03 22:21:30 · answer #6 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Heres a star!
2007-12-03 21:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by space chimp 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good,bet they started huging each other too.
2007-12-03 22:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thts not really tht funni but fought i would laff so u dnt feel bad.
2007-12-03 21:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by hiyaihopeicanhelp 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont like this joke
2007-12-03 21:48:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋