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Aside from -Atheists or Religious- Blah,blah,blah
It's a totally sexual question..

2007-12-03 20:07:33 · 22 answers · asked by Kalipso 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

22 answers

Horse n chicken live in farmer's farm. one day horse fell into a hole and shouted "Chicken! Help Me!' Chicken then tied a rope around the farmer's BMW and drove it next to the hole, tied it around Horse's neck and drove the BMW and managed to pull Horse out. the next day, Chicken fell into da hole. Chicken told Horse to get the BMW, Horse said 'I'll just stretch over the hole, and you grab my xxxx and i'ma pull yu out." They managed to do just that.

Moral of the story:

If you have an endowment the size of a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

2007-12-03 20:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by TelecomsTowerGod 4 · 0 0

Chicks are more likely to believe in God than guys do, so you might want to go with theism! In the metaphysical market, the higher percentage of attendees at our retreats and workshops and our school University Of Metaphysical Sciences is women! Far more than men. Sooo... that kinda speaks for itself!

2007-12-04 04:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by Laura Phillips 2 · 0 0

Depends on where you live. Here in Philippines religion is EXTREMELY important, and if you say you're a catholic, you're in, coz the the country is 85% catholic and more so than the Vatican... everybody asks you, and when I said Methodist, they said ehhh ok. If they heard that I was really Czech Hussite, they'd probably burn me at the stake too.

2007-12-04 04:16:51 · answer #3 · answered by luosechi 駱士基 6 · 0 0

Theism works for the die hard religous people, because they arent open minded enough to think of being with an atheist. Atheism works for all the kick-*** girls that are willing to try anything.

wink. wink.

2007-12-04 04:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by lionspear777 2 · 6 0

Depends on the chick. Some Christian women would do almost anything to "save" you, Others would not even converse with a non-believer.

2007-12-04 04:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

completely depends on the girl. Find one who believes what you do.
But if it's a purely sexual question, I doubt you'd be getting anywhere with Christians, or for that matter, people of most faiths.

2007-12-04 04:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by bungy_heart 4 · 2 1

It depends on the girl... If she was Christian, then Christian males would be appealing to her, and not atheists. If the girl is an atheist, she wouldn't have a problem with your beliefs.

2007-12-04 04:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by Weegirl 2 · 6 0

Atheism.

2007-12-04 04:11:02 · answer #8 · answered by ultraviolet1127 4 · 6 0

Theism is hot, if he can converse intelligently about it.

Blind faith and blind ignorance are equally un-sexy.

2007-12-04 04:17:44 · answer #9 · answered by Marion K 3 · 1 0

How come I attract so many Christian women in real life? I don't get it.

2007-12-04 04:15:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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