johnny strikes again.....................( star if you like)!!!!!!?

Question

1.
Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
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2.
Johnny`s parents were out of town once and so they asked that young female teacher to stay for that time in their house.
Before going to bed Johnny says to her "Oh, please, I`m so afraid to be by myself, please, sleep in my bed."
She agrees and they go to bed.
In the morning she wakes up to find a big hairy-chested man in her bed.
She exclaims: "Johnny? Where is Johnny?!!!"
"Johnny? Who is Johnny? Is that the little boy selling the tickets?"
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3.
Little Johnny and Suzy have almost nothing to do one day. All of a sudden, Johnny gets this great idea. "Let`s take turns sliding down the banister rail!" he suggests.
"Oh no," answers Suzy, "That is way too scary."
"No, it is not," says Johnny, "it will be fun!"
And he proceeds to the top of the stairs. The banister rail is long and very smooth with a beautiful big marble ball at its base. Johnny climbs on it and slides down the rail, squealing with excitement as he goes. He jumps off just before he gets to the marble ball at the bottom.
"That was great," he says. "Come on, you try now."
Suzy still is not quite sure that this is such a good idea.
"No," she says, "It looks too scary."
"No, it is not," said Johnny, and away he goes again to the top of the stairs. He climbs on and down he goes again, having just as much fun as he did the first time. He jumps off just before the marble ball at the bottom.
"You gotta try this, it s the best!" urges Johnny.
Well, little Suzy is not one to stay scared for very long and this really does look like fun, so she agrees. To the top of the stairs she goes. She straddles the banister rail, and slowly lets go with her hands. Down she goes, a lot faster than she expected. WHAM! Right into the marble ball at the bottom.
Little Suzy starts to cry and almost falls off the banister rail. When Johnny sees her so upset, crying ever harder and holding her groin where she collided with the marble ball, he gets a little scared that maybe she has really hurt herself.
"Maybe you d better let me see," suggests Little Johnny. So Suzy lifts her little dress and pulls down her panties. Little Johnny`s face goes pale white.
"OH, NO!" he shouts."THIS IS HORRIBLE! YOU KNOCKED IT RIGHT OFF!!"

Answer 1

LOL! Hahaha!!
Nice one!
A star for u!!

Answer 2

That's funny!! Lol :D Your jokes are so original and hilarious! You must be the center of attention with all your friends! :]

Answer 3

Hilarious!!

Answer 4

thats very funny
i like all of them
my friends also like them
the thirs one is great
hahahahahahahahahhahahhaahahahahahah

Answer 5

I found the last one the funniest, but they were all funny

Star for you too

Answer 6

Ha Ha Ha! Very good!

Answer 7

Jhonny striked again....LOL...Deserves a star....

Answer 8

*I was just about to star ....... till i read the last joke !!
Left a bitter after-taste !!!!

Answer 9

That was really good *

Answer 10

cool jokes!