Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2007-12-03 17:59:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah That's Funny*
2007-12-03 18:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
omg
thats a good one
**star for you**
2007-12-04 02:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by simplycomplex 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before but it is still starable.
2007-12-04 13:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Hahaha!!
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-12-04 02:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
i like it
2007-12-04 02:18:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke!!!!!
2007-12-04 03:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by slinger_sous 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋