I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you 're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
2007-12-03 17:00:02 · 11 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i wanna do it !! i realy wanna do it!
2007-12-04 01:13:14 · answer #1 · answered by fozz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know, ive never thought of living life backwards, and you told me
maybe i would like to live it like that...........
while im pondering that,have a star
2007-12-03 17:17:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good thinking.
2007-12-03 17:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Hahaha!!
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-12-03 19:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one.
2007-12-04 16:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-03 17:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by i am jacks fingers 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
but how did you get here on earth?
2007-12-03 18:39:25 · answer #7 · answered by hi there! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ahuh! very interesting....
can i join you?
2007-12-03 17:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol
2007-12-03 17:35:21 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was thoughtfully nice....
2007-12-03 17:03:57 · answer #10 · answered by Rafif ® 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋