Doctor asked him to walk daily for 5 kms.
After a month,the doctor called his fat patient and asked how he is doing.
The man replied,"oh,it is frightening.I am 150 kms away from the house"
2007-12-03 15:50:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Doctor had called his patient over phone.
2007-12-03 15:51:35 · update #1
I am not claiming that all the jokes are mine.My aim is to make atleast some one laugh.It is quite possible that many persons may not be knowing these jokes.
2007-12-03 15:57:45 · update #2
good one
2007-12-03 20:23:28 · answer #1 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm 20 pounds underweight, and have been underweight my entire life. A small part of it is genetics, but it's mostly lifestyle. I keep track of how many calories I eat, I consume 2000 calories a day. This may be tedious for some people, but it's easy once you've done it for a while. The other thing I do is that I move around a lot, I don't stay still that often when I don't need to, I go for walks and move around my house a lot. I also don't like to drink liquid calories because caloric beverages are not filling and a waste of calories in my opinion; I only drink diet soda and drink mixes and water; I don't drink any regular soda, other sugar-laden beverages, or alcohol.
2016-05-28 02:26:13 · answer #2 · answered by doris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly a most laudable objective, if ever there was one. But my dear mate, please try and be original and try to provoke, stimulate, and, at times, even infuriate your readers, so that they come out with nothing but their very best. Rather than discourage you, I will take my chance and plead you to give us more and more of whatever you have. One never knows but many a good literature has seen the light of day by such chance provocations.
2007-12-04 00:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by Jaisingh T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 17:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.... a return gift .....
a thinly man was advised to exercise till he perspires.
After a month doc. enquired 'how is ur exercising going on?'
He: I go to gym and perspire by seeing the others.
2007-12-03 17:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a doctor myself and I remember a patient who consulted me for weight reduction. Down south we eat lot of rice , a form of carbohydrate which eventually turns into fat and adds to weight. Funny seem it may to the north indians where roti is the staple diet ,we 'prescribe' rotis instead of rice. As they are not eaten as fondlly as rice ,amount of food consumed can be rationed. I prescribed the same to this friend of ours and to my surprise found him atleast 5kg plus next visit and enquired about his diet. He replied ',Well doctor, I forgot to ask you whether I should eat these rotis before food or after food and so I am taking them along with my meal. Something wrong?'!!
2007-12-03 16:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by prasad k 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I think the patient is you ..lol
2007-12-04 16:01:48 · answer #7 · answered by DareDevil Virgin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke
2007-12-03 15:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by vep 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i feel u bro i feel u on that one...u no i repeat some stuff its because som ppl havnt seen or heard it yet...dnt lsn wat they say...keep em commin...gluck and starrr
2007-12-03 16:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by blacksmith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you want me laugh, OOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Are you happy.
2007-12-03 16:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋