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ok so theres this guy in California and he really rich. he says to his servant, "i want you to go to Hong Kong and get me 5 ping pong balls. be back by next week, i have a match against the neighbors." so the servant left.
5 yrs later, the servent came back, and he had a huge sack with 5 buldges in it. the rich man thought he was long gone, because he was gone for so long, but when he came back, all ratted and battered up, the rich man was angry. "why have you been gone sooo long?! all i wanted was 5 ping pong balls, ready made from hong kong!!!"
then the servant looks bewildered and says, "5 ping pong balls??? i thought you said 5 king kong balls!!"
hahahahhahahhahahahaha!! i cracked up when i first heard it!!
2007-12-03
15:32:16
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