The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.
The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"
The old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the old motor running."
The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said, "Sir, you are
something else. How do you manage it?"
The old man grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor running."
A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said,
"Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?"
The old man replied, "It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running."
The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: "Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black."
2007-12-03 14:16:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO too funny
2007-12-03 15:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by Trish 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep the old motor running Huh!Change oil is the right term hahahaha..ROfl!
2007-12-05 20:12:20 · answer #2 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's one for you: Subject: 10 Finkers : Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar > da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, 'Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do.' Ole said, 'I haven't got da finkers.' 'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he said. 'Lord-it's 2007 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?' Ole says........'How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?
2007-12-05 06:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.... Lolllllll........ I think I need to change my laughing after reading the joke....haha,hehehe and lollll have become old... What do u say? Rsrsrsrsrsrs.... <--New laughing style rsrsrsrsrs...
2007-12-03 15:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by yash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! thats hilarious!
2007-12-03 16:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard before and still funny!
2007-12-03 15:25:17 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Freakin' hilarious!
2007-12-03 14:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great, uve got a good sense of humor.wouldnt mind if u cud email me more of that.
2007-12-05 11:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke-heard it before, but it still is amusing.
2007-12-03 14:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by mac3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-12-04 02:20:55 · answer #10 · answered by Reeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋