get a broom...sweep it up...empty it in the trash can...she will never notice it went missing...unless you broke a big vase then your in trouble >.<
2007-12-03 14:11:16
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Awww it extremely is cute. the small print of my existence meanwhile are somewhat inconsequential. My father became a relentlessly self-recuperating boulangerie proprietor from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mom became a fifteen-3 hundred and sixty 5 days-previous French prostitute named Chloe with webbed ft. My father could womanize; he could drink. He could make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. now and returned, he could accuse chestnuts of being lazy : (
2016-11-13 10:59:20
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answered by ? 4
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Sweep it under the couch and lay on the couch watching a stupid show and then say i am hungry put the broom back and then walk away. I have done this 2 times before. Then wait until she is gone and go and put in neighbors trash. so she won't hear or find it.
2007-12-03 14:15:22
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answered by ~Paynt~ 2
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Shove the broken pieces under the carpet,
and jump out the nearest window.
That Or...
Break something else that's bigger,
so she'd be distracted by it
instead of the vase
:]
2007-12-03 14:14:52
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answered by little.miss.hot.lips 6
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K.O. her with a wooden spoon and then steal her wallet. Then I buy a NEW vase. It doesn't have to be the same one cause her eye is swollen pretty bad from the spoon, so she can't see good. I also buy a few things for myself : )
2007-12-03 14:14:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Blame The Cat.LoveJo xx
2007-12-05 06:42:50
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answered by Anonymous
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WELL. considering this has happened to me before. this is how it goes:
my sister is in the house with me. quickly we gather all the peices and bring it to the basement. i stay down there and crazy glue it together as best as i can while my sister goes upstairs and distracts my mom. since i have mad supergluing skills, i fix it fast and put it back. them my mom walks into the room and nothing seems to be the matter.
PHEW!
2007-12-03 14:13:10
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answered by lizzy 6
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start screaming at the cat! put the cat next to it, add some cat hair to the vase, and when your mom comes in the door yell extra loud at the cat or w.e the animal is so she thinks its the animals fault ! it would work
2007-12-03 14:10:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Run out the back door. Don't forget her American Express card.
2007-12-03 14:14:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Fall on the floor and feign unconsciousness.
Or claim that the voices told me to do it.
2007-12-03 14:14:13
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answered by [nameless~light] 4
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darn that doggie for knocking the vase over!
2007-12-03 14:15:50
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answered by WiseGal 6
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