a perfect couple meet and gets married.They have a perfect wedding, And have a perfect christmas together. After the christmas party they see someone who needs help on the road. They take him in their car and take him to the mechanic, they realize its santa claus. On the way ther they get in a car accident,. Only one survived, who was it?
The woman because there is no such thig as Santa claus or a perfect man :} [ just for humor dont mean to be offensive]
2007-12-03 12:54:38 · 12 answers · asked by newyorkgirl9413 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah, but if the perfect man was not real, then the "perfect woman" was out of her mind as she imagined herself having all of these perfect events with him.
2007-12-03 13:09:44 · answer #1 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
if a perfect man does not exist nor does santa claus then that means the woman was driveing and that was the reason there was a auto accident
2007-12-03 13:31:36 · answer #2 · answered by d s 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you never said the man was a perfect man
2007-12-03 13:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 13:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true dat, true da...
HEY!!!
I'm a guy
and I believe in Santa Claus. Nobody ever told me he was fa..
fa.... fa.. the F word. Damnit!!!
2007-12-03 13:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a man I am incredibly offended by that joke. I Demand an apology!
2007-12-03 12:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Thats very true (& funny)... why would anyone be offended?
2007-12-03 13:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by jasam4ever08 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee the ending was unexpected but ok. lol.
2007-12-03 12:58:55 · answer #8 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol funny
2007-12-03 15:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that! *star*
2007-12-03 13:32:22 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋