A little boy's first day in school and a teacher was going to play a "guessing" game. She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received. When it was the new boy, Johnny's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked " Do you know what it is?" Johnny replied "No." The teacher said, "Go ahead and open it up and taste it." Little Johnny did so. The teacher then asked, "Now do you know what it is?" Little Johnny said "Noooo." The teacher said, "I'll give you a hint....it is something your daddy wants from your mommy every morning before he goes to work." A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and screams.
"JOHNNY, SPIT IT OUT..........IT'S A PIECE OF ***!"
2007-12-03 12:42:40 · 9 answers · asked by Mike D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I mean that can be pie, As*s, Ti*t anything but u got me laffing...Star
2007-12-03 12:47:26 · answer #1 · answered by blacksmith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
it was SO funny I SO forgot 2 laugh
2007-12-03 21:21:04 · answer #2 · answered by Casey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Kids these days! LMAO!
2007-12-03 22:02:34 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny-have a star
2007-12-03 20:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by SweetS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2007-12-03 23:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..nice
2007-12-03 21:06:16 · answer #6 · answered by monkey_king122 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
K
2007-12-03 21:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by Ray-Ray 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao!!
2007-12-03 20:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by smashmouth3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-12-03 21:31:43 · answer #9 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋