A guy and his wife are lying in bed when the husband starts caressing her back.
"Not tonight, dear," she says. "I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow." The husband rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he turns back and again starts caressing her back.
"Honey, stop," she says. "I told you I have to go to the gynecologist in the morning."
"I know," he answers. "But you don’t have to go to the dentist, do you?"
lolerz. my friend told me that 2day and it took me a while but i got it =)
2007-12-03 12:34:57 · 33 answers · asked by Preciouz Chloe 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious. lol
2007-12-03 12:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by remiprescott21 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then there was the retired gynacologist who just had to keep his hand in.
Everytime he went on vacation he would look up an old friend.
2007-12-03 12:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So cancel the last paragraph, and I have another ending. "Well, Doc" said the woman grinning gleefully. "It's not really a vibrator. " And the Doc innocently replied, "Well then, Mrs. Bobbit. What is it?" I hope you get the punch line. Lorena Bobbit will forever be recognized for the one little slice of life that she took. I
2016-04-07 06:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by Beverly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom is a gynecologist. I'm gonna show that to her. That's funny. She won't care she cool like that.
2007-12-03 12:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by McLovin 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good One.
2007-12-03 12:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by Helper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He meant a BJ. Right? looooooooooooool
2007-12-03 12:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha that took me a minute too but once I got it it was pretty funny :) Star
2007-12-03 12:37:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Or the Manicurist either!
2007-12-05 13:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by WorldClassPlayer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just as well or he would not have been able to get to sleep!
2007-12-03 12:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or to the Proctologist, either.
2007-12-03 13:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's funny.LOL Wow. He creative.
2007-12-03 12:37:55 · answer #11 · answered by I am mizz chilly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋