A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
She was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?! Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that car?"
God Replied,"I didn't recognize you."
2007-12-03 12:01:19 · 18 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great stuff, nice one dave
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2007-12-04 19:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey how about this one:
A guy was drowning
A ship came during the morning and the captain said "you need some help there?"
The man replied "Nah, God will save me!"
The ship sailed away and a second ship came in the afternoon
The sailor said "Oi! Need some help 'ere!?"
The man replied "I DONT NEED YOU! GOD WILL SAVE ME!"
The sailor sailed away and muttered "yeah, whatever you wish"
A third ship came at night and the admiral said "OY! YOU WANNA COME HERE?!"
The man was annoyed and said "GOD WILL SAVE MEEE!"
The admiral sailed away and sailed through the mist.....
Finally, the next day, the man died...
At heaven, he asked God "Why didnt you save me?!"
God replied "But I sent 3 ships! How didnt I save you?!"
2007-12-03 12:15:19 · answer #2 · answered by Hinata 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 12:05:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-07 20:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha....but God always knows His children!
2007-12-03 12:05:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL-have a star
2007-12-03 12:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, have a star.
2007-12-03 12:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got this in an e-mail over a year ago....
2007-12-03 12:05:20 · answer #8 · answered by telephonegirl33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She should have looked both ways . . . of course.
2007-12-03 12:11:26 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its STUPID for the simple fact that God does not kill ppl or cause harm to ppl. That is misleading ppl to believe that God kills.
2007-12-03 12:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by mellisa 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋