One Saturday morning, Glen decided to go fishing.
He sat there for hours,but nothing. The bottle whiskey that he've took with him,was also empty. He throw the empty bottle into pieces against a nearby rock.
All of a sudden, there was something on the hook. He pulled the fish out of the water. The only fish for the day so far. The fish was so small, Glen decided to throw it back.
The little fish was so exited, to such an extend, that it decided to give Glen one wish.
He asked the little fish for some more whiskey. The fish said, "Allright then, when you're urinating, it will be pure whiskey."
So Glen sat there, and wonder, can this really be? Glen took a glass and urinate in it. It was pure, pure whiskey.
A while later, a women, who was standing nearby, comes to him and asks, "sir are you allright? I saw you drinking your own piss.
"No", said Glen, "it's whiskey."
The women laughed. He urinate into the glass, and gave it to her. She could'nt believe it.
So they sat there almost for the rest of the day, drinking whiskey.
After about the seventh double, she asks Glen for a nother one. He looked her in the eye, throw the glass into pieces against the rock and said "What about drinking out of the bottle?"
2007-12-03 11:59:01 · 12 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you cheeky so and so, when did you post this
whatever, good joke
star award
2007-12-04 19:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-12-07 10:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOL...i was just gona post this joke...but my joke goes with coke...Like the guy wud go inside the kitchen throw some ice ina cup and piss coke...After the 3rd cup she was like im not that good with cups my hands shake too much and I dripp on myself...do u mind if i drink out of the bottle with a straw?
2007-12-03 12:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by blacksmith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is excellent so 10/10.!!!
The Bottle is better, lol.!!!
Cheers would star but I'm afraid I'm all out man.!!!
2007-12-03 12:06:41 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good job and joke wonderfully told have a good day and lots of love!!
2007-12-06 12:24:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice joke have a star
2007-12-03 12:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my life!!
I never expected that!!
10/10 + * for you!!
LOL!!
2007-12-03 21:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this the 'PLAICE' for fishing jokes ?
2007-12-03 12:08:58 · answer #8 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!! That was a good one! *star* for you.
2007-12-03 13:37:22 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-03 17:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋