A man and woman are?
driving along when they see a wounded skunk at the side of the road....they stop, the woman gets out, picks it up and takes it back to the car. She says " Look it's shivering it must be cold , what should i do ? "quick" says the husband "put it between your legs" "But what about the smell" says she,
The man said" well "
"HOLD ITS NOSE."
2007-12-03 10:52:57 · 23 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pete t..i think the short version says it all....short and sweet...well not the smell....
2007-12-03 11:01:47 · update #1
Very funny.
Nice hat too!
2007-12-03 12:02:15 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a short version of another joke of a man and a woman in a cabin in the woods, and they hear a sound outside which turns out to be a skunk that is cold. They bring it inside to get warm but nothing seems to work and it keeps making that noise . The man finally tells the woman that the warmest place in the cabin is between her legs, so she should place it there to make warm. She exclaims, "But, what about the SMELL?", to which he replies, "Aw, honey, just give it a few minutes. He'll get used to it."
2007-12-03 19:00:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ehhh.
not the BESST out there
2007-12-03 19:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by xx.fersure.xx3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Something Fishy there Chris, lol.!!!
Excellent so 10/10.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
2007-12-03 18:57:46 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its very funny!!
omg u should be a comedian!!
you are so funny this is the funniest joke ive heard!!
im telling this to all my friend
THAnks!!
2007-12-03 19:05:14 · answer #5 · answered by Mansour S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 12:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not think that is how a man should talk about his lady . . . .something about this story 'STINKS' !
Good though .
2007-12-03 19:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-12-03 19:48:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked that one on y!a before! yay!
some women thought it was offensive...lol
2007-12-03 19:27:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ,I thought it was quite funny. hahahaa
2007-12-04 11:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋