The teacher was giving an english lesson on stuttering. She said "Did you know that humans are the only species that stutter?"
Johnny put his hand up, and said "No miss. My cat stutters."
Intrigued, the teacher said "Really Johnny, How do you know?"
Johhny replied "Because the cat was walking along our fence yesterday, and the next door neighbours rott weiler got off his chain & saw the cat. The cat saw him and said 'fffff... ffffff... fffff...' but before he could say 'FU*K' the dog jumped the fence and ate him."
2007-12-03 10:17:08 · 7 answers · asked by Mrs. Miller 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha!
2007-12-03 10:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 10:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love johnny.
2007-12-03 10:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by t. B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the jonny jokes
2007-12-03 11:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by Melissa A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-12-03 10:24:40 · answer #5 · answered by Tweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-03 17:10:02 · answer #6 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-03 10:33:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋