The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class,
"Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
"You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going
to
tell my parents, and
they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy,
is
she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
part
that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the
eye."
Mrs Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued,
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework.
And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
2007-12-03 10:03:03 · 15 answers · asked by shinersd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.. thanks for the evening laugh!!
2007-12-03 10:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Elie Margareth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-07 03:28:42 · answer #2 · answered by bassage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Dirty little Mary......joke?
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class,
"Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
"You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going
to
tell my...
2015-08-18 23:59:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. And, the details can't be revealed here for fear of a VN. Let's just say that my dirty little secret relates to extreme flexibility.
2016-03-16 03:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by Deborah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but funny! 100!
2007-12-03 10:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too long of a joke
2007-12-03 10:06:48 · answer #6 · answered by shelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! awesome joke with a moral!!!
2007-12-03 11:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty funny
2007-12-03 10:06:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-03 10:28:01 · answer #9 · answered by bella italiana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-03 10:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by Tweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol u deserve a star for that!
2007-12-03 10:19:12 · answer #11 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋