WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
2007-12-03 09:57:50 · 10 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
2007-12-03 10:00:43 · update #1
lol
2007-12-03 10:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by ЀA†H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-12-03 10:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by DT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warning:The consumption of alcohol may leave you totally brainless.
2007-12-03 10:03:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good, a star for you
2016-04-07 06:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I can relate to a few of those lol
2007-12-03 10:03:36 · answer #5 · answered by first time mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad and true and funny! Ha Ha! 100!
2007-12-03 10:04:22 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they should put them warnings on the bottle! lol xxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-12-03 18:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sooo true
2007-12-03 10:02:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-03 17:16:10 · answer #9 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i needed a great laugh ..thanks
2007-12-03 10:40:37 · answer #10 · answered by robin r 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋