chess joke :)?

Question

so there are these guys and after their chess competition, they go a hotela nd are talking in the lobby about how good they did. after a while, the hotel manager says they need to leave. one man asks "why?" and the mansager says "i hate chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"

if u don't get it, i am not explaining it LOL i find it funny :)

ok i'll explain it..... which kinda ruins the joke.... ok it is supposed to sound like "chesnuts roasting on an open fire." like the song. the ppl are "chess nuts" and they are boasting which means bragging in an open foyer which is what u could call the lobby.....

Answer 1

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

Answer 2

lol that was funny. and you are so right...i hate explaining jokes, but SOME ppl...lol
heres one...not as clean as urs, but related lol:
a man goes into a pet store and asks the owner if he has any unique pets.
the owner says the only unique one is a parrot that sings christmas songs
he explains that if you light a match under the parrot's left foot, he sings "rudolph the red nosed reindeer," and if you light a match under his right foot, he sings "deck the halls"
the man thinks this is pretty cool so he buys the parrot.
at home, he decides to try this out. so he lights a match under the parrot's left foot, and, sure enough, the parrot starts singing rudolph the red nosed reindeer. he lights a match under his right foot, and, as promised, the parrot sings deck the halls.
then the man wonders what would happen if he puts the match between the parrots legs, and tries it.
the parrot imediately starts:
"just-nuts roasting on an open fire"
lol sry it was a bit long, but i think its hilarious lololol

Answer 3

Moscow is one of the greatest cities in the world. Is a town that's grown fast in new ages, and, as a result, comprises high-rise suburbs bordering a relatively small traditional hub with lots of interesting historical architecture. The most crucial place of Moscow could be the Red Square that's been for ages, the heart and heart of Russia. Here, you are able to go to the Century St. Basil's Cathedral, one of the most famous bits of architecture on the planet and the constructivist pyramid of Lenin's Mausoleum. Red Square is definitely a wealthy invest icons of Russia's turbulent and intriguing past.

Answer 4

a Rabbi gets stranded on an island. On the island is some natives called Trids. One day all the Trids march up mountain in single file. The Rabbi joins and when they get to the top there is a giant kicking the Trids off the mountain one at a time. When it's the Rabbi's turn the giant skips him and says "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."

Answer 5

hahaha that is funny. Prior to the breakup of the Soviet Union, my wife and I had an opportunity to visit Moscow. It is a beautiful city with friendly people, all eager to help us enjoy our visit, including Rudolph Karnekov, the personal guide assigned to us by the concierge of our hotel. Moscow-born and bred and a former member of the Politburo, Rudy was very knowledgeable about the city and every aspect of Russian life, as well. We spent every moment possible out exploring the city, despite the often unpredictable Moscow weather.

One day, as we prepared to leave the hotel for a visit to a winery on the outskirts of Moscow, it began to rain/sleet/snow. I, at least, was sure it was snow. My wife was equally sure it was rain, and insisted upon a visit to a local department store, to purchase an umbrella. I thought the shopping spree was a waste of time - who needed an umbrella for a little snow? (Besides, I really wanted to get to that winery!) Well, a lengthy argument ensued which threatened to ruin the day's excursion, until my wife suggested we defer to someone whose judgement about local weather conditions was sure to be above reproach -- namely, our Muscovite guide. "After all," my wife insisted, "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, Dear!"

Answer 6

OMGEEE SOOOO funny.. funny thing is my last name is castagna, wich means chestnuts.

Answer 7

wow now I feel dumb... wats so funny